Bloody Flash Cameras

I thought I was all alone in here, but Master must have heard me get in through the study door that he had left ajar. You can tell by the look on my face that I know I'm not allowed in here! That flash really made me jump!

I don't know why mom and Master laugh at me!

This is how I arrange the duvet to suit myself.

The grass is growing greener

Since Master built the barricades around the garden to stop me escaping, the gardeners haven't been able to get in to mow the back lawn. So the grass is really thriving, with all the excellent fertiliser I am providing.